If your here about the fairy post i stopped at 1000 sorry but i cant spend the rest of my life doing that

 

demoncolbert:

did you hear the one about the florists?

there are two florists - normal guys, just selling flowers in their town. they do well, make an honest living, business is blooming, things seem great. a few months later, two friars move in. the friars decide to become florists themselves. months go by and eventually, the townspeople decide they prefer buying their flowers from men of god. the two original florists lose a lot of business and fall into hard times.

they decide to change things. the original florists go talk to the friars and ask them nicely to leave, but nothing happens. so the original florists decide to beat the crap out of the friars. they go to beat the crap out of the friars, but, surprise! the friars beat the crap out of them instead. the original florists dont know what to do.

so they hire a mercenary named hugh. hugh starts politely, like the original florists did, and tries to get the friars to leave peacefully. they dont respond well. hugh eventually has enough of their nonsense and goes to beat the friars up. he kicks the crap out of them and scares the friars out of the town. the original florists begin making money again and everything returns to normal. all is well.

anyway, the point of the story is that only hugh can prevent florist friars.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

omahdon:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

You ever been to Australia? There isn’t a single innocent animal here. Don’t turn your back on even ONE. They’ll murder your internal organs out.

mermen-in-my-teacup:

I’m with Haru on this one

Gotta protect this dysfunctional swim family at all costs

poulersour:

I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:

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textsfromgayswimmers:

English is not my native language so im so sorry if there are mistakes ^^’

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yume-no-fantasy:

 his hand was trembling

was he scared, imagining a future without haru there by his side?

will haru be okay without him?

will he be okay without haru?

this is not okay at all ha ha bYE